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Jade

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:44:00 +0000

“Gold has a value; Jade is invaluable”, Chinese sayings.

Your polish and brilliance, iridescent brightness,
Represent the heaven, represents purity and rightness.
Born of mountain and of water, humbleness of mother earth,
Yet an admirable substance, shines like a person’s true worth.

You may look fragile, yet your perfect compactness,
Represent, wisdom, intelligence with sureness,
Your resonance, pure, prolonged, with such grace,
Represents music, clarity, sweetness and solace.

You are subtle yet truly a wonder,
Your beauty unbounded by age nor culture,
Interior flaws, showing through the transparency,
unafraid and proud… and that is true beauty.

For Jade, you represent Virtue, Grace and Beauty.

- Yanzer Lee

Senses

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 14:49:00 +0000

The lakes, I see your eyes.
Calm and deep, mesmerizes.

The wind, I hear your whisper,
Soft and Mellow, heart lifter.

The flowers, I smell your fragrance,
Intoxicating my innocence.

Honey wine, I taste your kissing,
Sweet and fiery, breath taking.

The night breeze, I touch you,
Desire and longing, our sweet adieu.

- Senses, by Yanzer Lee

Two Parts of A Soul

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 01:42:00 +0000

If...
After a lifetime, two parts of a soul,
finally found each other,
even for a moment, wouldn't it be wonderful,
that they can be together?

For...
As the moment will surely pass, for nothing ever lasts,
Yet memories shall remain, Absorbed into the grain,
of that two part of a single soul,
Pray comes the next voyage, they shall be...
... made whole.

Ask...
What is a moment compare to a lifetime?
But what are lifetimes compared to a true moments?

But...
Two parts of a soul shall wander,
till they find each other.

- Two Parts of A Soul,
by Yanzer Lee

Marilah menyertai Fishermans Friend Kuatnya!

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 09:34:00 +0000

yanzerlee.yanzerism,

Yanzer Lee menjemput anda melayari laman web Fisherman's Friend Kuatnya http://www.fishermansfriend.com.my/kuatnya/.

Jika anda sudi, sertailah peraduan Fisherman's Friend, Kuatnya!

Anda berpeluang bersemuka dengan Afdlin Shauki dan memenangi tiket wayang premier khasnya dari filem Afdlin Shauki terbaru, Los dan Faun bersama hamper Fisherman's Friend yang bernilai sehingga RM500.

Daftarlah sekarang di laman web http://www.fishermansfriend.com.my/kuatnya/ di mana anda boleh mengimbas dan mengundi untuk gambar-gambar peserta lain, menyaksikan treler dan iklan Afdlin Shauki terbaru Los dan Faun dan mempelawa kawan-kawan anda yang lain untuk turut sertai peraduan kami.

Semoga anda kuat!

Yang Benar,
Fisherman's Friend.

Jom! Marilah menyertai Fishermans Friend Kuatnya bersama saya.

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 10:35:00 +0000

yanzerlee.yanzerism,

Yanzer Lee telah hantar gambar tersebut dari peraduan Fisherman's Friend http://www.fishermansfriend.com.my/kuatnya/#/sub_id=138#category=2

Anda boleh juga turut menyertai peraduan ini! Mungkin juga bersemuka dengan Afdlin Shauki dan berpeluang memenangi tiket wayang premier khasnya dari filemnya terbaru, Los dan Faun bersama hamper Fisherman's Friend yang bernilai sehingga RM500.

Daftarlah sekarang di laman web http://www.fishermansfriend.com.my/kuatnya/ di mana anda boleh mengimbas dan mengundi untuk gambar-gambar peserta lain dan juga menyaksikan treler atau iklan Afdlin Shauki terbaru, Los dan Faun dan mempelawa kawan-kawan anda yang lain untuk turut menyertai peraduan kami.

Semoga anda kuat!

Yang Benar,
Fisherman's Friend.

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 19:19:00 +0000

function mist() | SoundScape v1.1

This artwork is generated using the SoundScape () function, using the Song "Jurney" by Corrinne May

It's a long long journey
Till I know where I'm supposed to be
It's a long long journey
And I don't know if I can believe
When shadows fall and block my eyes
I am lost and know that I must hide
It's a long long journey
Till I find my way home to you

Many days I've spent
Drifting on through empty shores
Wondering what's my purpose
Wondering how to make me strong

I know I will falter
I know I will cry
I know you'll be standing by my side
It's a long long journey
And I need to be close to you

Sometimes it feels no one understands
I don't even know why
I do the things I do
When pride builds me up till I can't see my soul
Will you break down these walls and pull me through

Cause It's a long long journey
Till I feel that I am worth the price
You paid for me on calvary
Beneath those stormy skies

When Satan mocks and friends turn to foes
It feels like everything is out to make me lose control
It's a long long journey
Till I find my way home to you
To you ...

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 23:54:00 +0000

function mist() | SoundScape v0.1

This artwork is generated using the SoundScape () function, using the Song "Cinta" by Melly Goeslow :)

Menatap jalan yang menjauh
Tentukan arah yg ku mau
Tempatkan aku pada satu
Peristiwa yang membuat hati lara

Di dekat engkau aku tenang
Sendu matamu penuh tanya
Misteri hidup akankah menghilang
Dan bahagia di akhir cerita

Cinta tegarkan hatiku
Tak mau sesuatu merenggut engkau
Naluriku berkata
Tak ingin terulang lagi
Kehilangan cinta hati
Bagai raga tak bernyawa

Aku junjung petuamu
Cintai dia yang mencintaiku
Hati yang dulu belayar
Kini telah menepi
Bukankah hidup kita
Akhirnya harus bahagia

Cinta
Biar saja ada
Yang terjadi biar saja terjadi
Bagai manapun hidup
Memang hanya cerita
Cerita tentang meninggalkan dengan ditinggalkan
Cinta.....

Kinabalu Project 07

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 14:28:00 +0000

BeautifulAgony.com

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:06:00 +0000

Beautiful Agony is dedicated to the beauty of human orgasm.
This may be the most erotic thing you have ever seen,
yet the only nudity it contains is from the neck up.
That's where people are truly naked.

I stumbled upon this site, I would say I truely admire the genious who thought of the idea. And suprisingly there are so many contributors. I watched the above clip, and i honestly think that it was a beautiful piece of artwork.

play windows media

play quicktime

beautifulagony.com

Function Mist v0.5.1 | Psychographic Decipher

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 03:40:00 +0000

function mist() | v0.5.1
>>See the actionscript in action, click here.

A High Resolutions A3 Poster ( Lanscape )

A High Resolutions A3 Poster ( Potrait )

function mist() v0.4 : An Interactive Art Series By Yanzer Lee

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 06:57:00 +0000

function mist() | v0.4.1
>>See the actionscript in action, click here.

function mist() | v0.4.2
>>See the actionscript in action, click here.

function mist() v0.3.1 : An Interactive Art Series By Yanzer Lee

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 06:38:00 +0000

>>See the actionscript in action, click here.

Where am I?

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:28:00 +0000

View Larger Map

Clockwise or anti clockwise?

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:46:00 +0000

Do you see the dancer rotating clockwise or anti clockwise?
Actually, it depends on how you focus your thoughts. Try to make it turn another way round.

Been busy-a-busy, boozy, everynight-a-dizzy,

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:06:00 +0000

Been busy-a-busy, boozy, everynight-a-dizzy,
Soon i shall-a-tumbling, fumbling-and-mumbling,
I seek equilibrium, some-of-a-determination,
Oh need-a-fuller-stronger-focused-Yanzer.

~ Yanzer Lee
Dedicated to the boy that took control

"Fuck" explained

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 08:33:00 +0000

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations...

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."

Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"

Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."

Aggression "FUCK YOU!"

Disgust "Fuck me."

Confusion "What the fuck.......?"

Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking business!"

Despair "Fucked again..."

Pleasure "I fucking couldn't be happier."

Displeasure "What the fuck is going on here?"

Lost "Where the fuck are we."

Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"

Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!"

Denial "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."

Apathy "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"

Greetings "How the fuck are ya?"

Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"

Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here."

Directions "Fuck off."

Disbelief "How the fuck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."

It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."

It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."

It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"

It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy

Bad Artist

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:49:00 +0000

“Bad artists copy. Good artists steal.”

~ Pablo Pacasso

Art is

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:46:00 +0000

“Art is the elimination of the unnecessary”
~ Pablo Piccasso

Magician named Bill

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:24:00 +0000

MAGIC #1

An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the
Computer which can be named as "CON". This is something pretty
Cool...and Unbelievable. ... At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer
why this
happened!
TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER

MAGIC #2

For those of you using Windows, do the following:

1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.

is it just a really weird bug? :-??

MAGIC #3

Microsoft crazy facts

This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable. .. At
Microsoft
the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER
Then see the magic....... ......... ......... ......

Take away my heart

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:16:00 +0000

Hide all the bruises,
Hide all the tears,
Put on a smile,
Put on a show,

Take away my heart,
Then maybe,

My scars will heal,
My tears will dry,
I will not ever feel,
It's the last time I'll cry.

Maria - Blondie

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:08:00 +0000

She moves like she don't care
Smooth as silk, cool as air
Ooh it makes you wanna cry
She doesn't know your name
And your heart beats like a subway train
Ooh it makes you wanna die

Ooh, don't you wanna take her?
Ooh, wanna make her all your own?

Maria, you've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Regina, Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights

I've seen this thing before
In my best friend and the boy next door
Fool for love and fool on fire

Won't come in from the rain
She's oceans running down the drain
Blue as ice and desire

Don't you wanna make her?
Ooh, don't you wanna take her home?

Maria, you've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Regina, Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights

Ooh, don't you wanna break her?
Ooh, don't you wanna take her home?

She walks like she don't care
Walkin' on imported air
Ooh, it makes you wanna die

Maria, you've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Regina, Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights

Maria, you've gotta see her
Go insane and out of your mind
Regina, Ave Maria
A million and one candle lights

The Pieces Don't Fit Anymore - JAMES MORRISON

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 05:14:00 +0000

I've been twisting and turning in a space that's too small
I've been drawing the line and watching it fall
You've been closing me in , closing the space in my heart
Watching us fading and watching us fall apart

Well I can't explain why it's not enough
Coz I gave it all to you
And if you leave me now
Oh just leave me now
It's the better thing to do

It's time to surrender
It's been too long pretending
There's no use in trying
When the pieces don't fit anymore

Oh, don't misunderstand how I feel
Coz I've tried, yes I've tried
Still I don't know why
No I don't know why

Why I can't explain why it's not enough
Coz I gave it all to you
And if you leave me now
Oh just leave me now
It's the better thing to do

It's time to surrender
It's been too long pretending
There's no use in trying
When the pieces don't fit anymore
The pieces don't fit anymore

You pulled me under so I had to give in
Such a beautiful mess that's breaking my skin
Well I'll hide all the bruises; I'll hide all the damage that's done
But I show how I'm feeling until all the feeling has gone

Well I can't explain why it's not enough
Coz I gave it all to you
And if you leave me now
Oh just leave me now
It's the better thing to do

It's time to surrender
It's been too long pretending
There's no use in trying
When the pieces don't fit anymore
The pieces don't fit anymore

... and keep moving forward

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:33:00 +0000

The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows.
It is a very mean and nasty place.
It will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it.

You, me or nobody is going to hit as hard as life.
But it ain't about how hard you hit,
it is about how hard you can get hit
and keep moving forward,
how much can you take
and keep moving forward.

That's how winning is done!

~Rocky Balboa

Asia Pasific Rotaract Regional Conference 2007

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 06:49:00 +0000

Dear Friends from the APRRC ( This email goes to the FEW individuals that matters )

What a great event APRRC was!

PS: To those who SHOULD receive this email, but did not, give me your email la!
PPS: If you know anyone who should receive but didnt, pls pls pls forward it to them, k?

Thank you for making my first APRRC experience enjoyable & remarkable!

Thanks to "The Workshop Escapees"
( You know who we are talking bout! )
Durian Cendol is "ichiban" right?
Frankly, it was great fun! Wont mind doing it again ;P
And thanks to the White Boy who had a big mouth, informing Vijay bout our plans! It makes it more challenging!
(Vijay and i are still friends ;) )

Thanks to "The Room of Friendship"
They have the House of Friendship at the club house,
we have The Room of Friendship back in Room 708, Tower 1! EVERYNIGHT!
This was the best part of APRRC!
Everynight, The Room of Friendship, is visited by at least 10-15 visitors from all over this small small world!

Remember :
Booze -
Well thanks to the free flowing booze courtesy of Neeraj, Navin, Raqib & Me, you guys are crazy drunkerds!!

Stand-up Comedian Neeraj -
Aww, you guys are so polite to laugh at Neeraj's jokes... so kind..

Cultural Songs -
Japanese, Tagalog, Bahasa Indonesia, Thai and etc songs!

"Truth or Dares" -
Haha, now i know how crazy you are! Navin, did you made out with her in the "Make out Room" ????

Ghost Stories -
Now everynight i am haunted by imagery of ghostly stuff from every culture!
"1,2,3,4,5,6,Shit! " - Thanks to the Phinoys for teaching us this game! Its full of "SHIT!" hahaha

"FUZZY DUCKing" -
Friends, remember, its "Ducky Fuzz" NOT "Does he F*** "

Hot Phone -
Thanks to the hotel phone that rang every 5 minutes

Party Crashers -
"I am looking for XXXXXXX, he says he will be here..." -- Yeah right! No need reasons, We KNOW you wanted to party, just COME IN!

And so many more fun that i cannot mention due to censorship.

Thanks to "Beach Party"
MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm....
You girls are HOTTTTTT!
I admit that the beach water are filled with my saliva ( I drooled alot! )

Thanks to Tampin
We had good food there right? And we had some good supper too!
Sorry for Goldelyn, cauz she cant sleep after a cup of Teh Tarik!!!

Thanks to "White Boy Song"
Me, Navin, Raqib & Neeraj made a song using the tunes of the YMCA Song.
Download here : http://www.yanzer.com/stuffs/white%20boy.mp3
It goes like this:

White Boy,
What are you doing here,
I say, White Boy, you have no business here,
I say, White Boy, why don't you disappear,
And..go..back..to.. your country..

Chorus:

I say, (YMCA dance here)
Are you Hungry?
Are you Hungry? <>
You have no business here,
Now why dont you dissappear,
And go back to you own countryyyyy!!

hahahahah haaahaha, we love you Hungry White Boy!

PHOTOS
Get your photos here: http://picasaweb.google.com/yanzerlee/APRRC07

Anyways, time to go back to WORK! ( I am not only an alcoholic, I'm a workaholic too! )
So keep in touch, add me to your friendster, messengers, etc! Add a touch of Yanzerism in your live!
Remember to visit my place in Ken Damansara, PJ, KL - my private House of Friendship, we hang out almost every week!

Stay fun, stay sober, STAY THE WAY YOU ARE!

I didn't made many acquaintances, I made a few good friends!

Yanzer Lee, Rotary Club of Bukit Bintang

White Boy - Lyrics By Yanzer, Navin, Raqib & Neeraj - Original Tune from "YMCA", The Village People

yanzerlee@gmail.com (Yanzer Lee) — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 06:23:00 +0000

White Boy,
What are you doing here,
I say, White Boy, you have no business here,
I say, White Boy, why don't you disappear,
And..go..back..to.. your country..

Chorus:

I say, (YMCA dance here)
Are you Hungry?
Are you Hungry? <>
You have no business here,
Now why dont you dissappear,
And go back to you own countryyyyy!!

Listen to White Boy.mp3

~Deditated to the Hungry White Boy of APRRC